A cat nonchalantly labeled “Catnip Dealer” like it’s an official job title, rendered in calm, vintage linework that makes the whole situation feel like fine art rather than questionable life choices. The illustration treats feline entrepreneurship with the solemnity of an old ledger; no chaos, just controlled chaos with style.
Made for people whose cats already run supply chains you didn’t know existed. Pairs effortlessly with faded denim, lukewarm coffee, and that look you give when someone asks “Is that literal?” and you shrug with conviction.
Features:
Fabric: 100% pre-shrunk cotton
Weight: approx. 200 g/m²
Sizes: S to 2XL
Details: Tubular fabric, double stitching on sleeves and hem, shoulder-to-shoulder reinforcement and lycra ribbed collar
Certification: Oeko-Tex Standard 100
Perfect gift for:
catnip dealer tee, ironic cat t-shirt, vintage inspired feline design, dry humor apparel, cats with attitude, quirky gifts for cat lovers, catnip themed shirt, subtle sarcastic fashion, retro inspired tees







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